Saturday, October 23, 2010

Ten Reasons Rockstars get All the Girls

Hell-o! You know, like a month ago I attended to a concert, where this band called "Shameless" played a song promptly called "Steal The Girlz"...man, not only they steal the girl, but they steal the girlZ! And It made me think...why does a Rockstar get all the girlZZZ?

<-------- Shameless! (Lol, they have no shame at all)


1- He doesn't care what other people think about him, he lives his life as he wants.

2- He is up on the stage performing in front of people, with no fear, he's got all the attention, while you are sitting there down there with a beer and nobody is noticing you.

3- The fact that his up there means that he has his shit together, he busted his ass to learn to sing, play, write, move. He had a vision, and it became real.

4- He can steer emotions. Girls listen to the lyrics and picture theirselves in them, with a song you can make a girl experience emotions, and GIRLS CRAVE EMOTIONS...that's why they are Soap Opera Junkies. Personally, I have written many songs, and my girlfriends always were dreaming about the songs being about us, or about themselves (the narcissistic bitches!)

5- He uses dreamy language. Rock singers usually speak a in a different way, they are all about feelings and sensations, about metaphors, they mix the senses in their words. And girls understand that with no effort, and even feel more comfortable listening to it.

6- He's slim. Unfortunately, we are living in the junk food era. More than 30% is fat, if not 50%. The Rockstar is always busy and has stuff to do, he has no time to sit down and eat McDonalds all day. Therefore he looks fit. Performing onstage is a sport in itself. Being thin won't give you girls, but let's admit it. Society loves thin people!

7- He has more girls! The more girls you have, the more girls you attract. Go figure.

8- He is not a nice guy. He speaks his mind, even if he hurts the girl in the process. Girls love sincere guys.

9- He can protect. Rockstars usually have to fight with: Managers, Club owners, rival bands, Sound guys, band mates. So they know what a fight is. And they don't wuss. Girls instinctively know and love that.

10- He is hard to get. Girls dream to get the Rockstar for themselves, to tame the beast. They wonder if they can transform that Wild Beast into a Teddy Bear. They want to do it, but secretly wish to fail! A girlfriend once told me "There's nothing that I love more than when you say NO to me"

What are you waiting for? It's your time to ROCK!

ROCKIN GURU